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"New Home! It's time to dance around the living room naked...but please close the curtains!"
Fun new home greeting card from Dandelion Stationery's 'Words of Wisdom' collection.
Small 6x4" card, printed onto luxury FSC (Forest Stewardship Council) board and hand finished with a subtle touch of sparkle.
Comes wrapped, complete with a manilla brown envelope.
(Blank for your own personal message)
Approx. 15cm x 10.5cm (6" x 4")
Royal Mail Standard Letter
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