Funny Cards
Funny Cards
Send someone a laugh with a card from our hilarious collection of funny greeting cards.
From the cheeky and sarcastic to the downright rude, you're sure to find something to brighten someone's day (or insult them if they can take it!)
A and E - Funny Greeting Card - Norbert & Val
£2.99
"A&E would later confirm it was the furthest they'd ever seen a vacuum cleaner handle inserted into a human anus."Make someone laugh with this che...
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Alexa Gin - Greeting Card - Rosie Made A Thing
£3.29
"Alexa, remind me to go to the gym"... Alexa: "I have added gin to your shopping list"Hilarious female greeting card by award winning publisher Rosie ...
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Ball Cleaner - Funny Birthday Card - Emotional Rescue
£2.99
"Unfortunately, old age had led Bob to get confused by a 'Dyson Ball Cleaner', resulting in a trip to A&E."Brilliant Birthday card from the hilari...
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Balls - Funny Birthday Card - Emotional Rescue
£2.99
"Another year closer to your balls touching the toilet water! (*Happy Birthday you old Sod!)"Funny Birthday card from the 'Seriously Just Kidding' col...
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Basket - Funny Birthday Card - Emotional Rescue
£2.99
"Though she fought it with all her might, and every fibre of her being, one dark day Helen let nature take its course and she became the proud owner o...
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Batman - Funny Greeting Card - Emotional Rescue
£2.99
""What would you say is your greatest weakness?" asked the job interviewer. "I can't distinguish reality from fantasy," Dave replied. "And your greate...
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Beardy - Birthday Card - Rosie Made A Thing
£3.29
"Magnificent Beardy Birthday Boy"Hilarious Birthday card for him, by award winning publisher Rosie Made A Thing, whose cards are inspired by the ridic...
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Beer Nonsense - Funny Birthday Card
£2.99
"Beer - The choice of champions, the great british beverage...the best excuse for talking nonsense ever invented"Funny Birthday card from the 'Hanson ...
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Beer O'Clock - Birthday Card
£2.89
Funny Birthday card for him, from the 'Far Side of the Moon' collection. Comes complete with a plain white envelope.The front of the card reads:"It's ...
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Believed She Could - Greeting Card - Rosie Made A Thing
£3.29
"She believed she could but once the kids were in bed she couldn't be arsed. So she didn't"Hilarious greeting card for her, by award winning publisher...
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Birthday Forecast - Birthday Card - Rosie Made A Thing
£3.29
"Birthday forecast...Cakey with 100% chance of gin"Funny Birthday card for her, by award winning publisher Rosie Made A Thing, whose cards are inspire...
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Bluetooth - Birthday Card - Emotional Rescue
£2.99
"Right, I've got my Bluetooth on. What do I do now to send a picture?"Brilliant Birthday card from the 'Virtual Safari' range by Emotional Rescue, whi...
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Breakfast - Funny Birthday Card - Emotional Rescue
£2.99
"Cordelia realised she must have been asleep when the kids brought up her breakfast in bed."Brilliant Birthday card from the hilarious 'Morphed' range...
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Bubbly - Birthday Card - Emotional Rescue
£2.99
"Of course I'm bubbly, I'm 82% Prosecco!"Very funny Birthday card from the brilliant 'Wet Your Whistle' collection by Emotional Rescue. This retro ran...
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Cat Bum - Greeting Card - Rosie Made A Thing
£3.29
"I see you're in the middle of something important. Here's my bumhole"Why do cats do that?! Hilarious greeting card by award winning publisher Rosie M...
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Chocolate Gives You Energy - Easter Card - Rosie Made A Thing
£3.29
"Chocolate is good for you. It gives you energy...which can be used to unwrap more chocolate"Funny Easter greeting card by award winning publisher Ros...
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Coffee and Alcohol - Birthday Card
£2.99
"You have now reached the age where you will spend 50% of your day wondering if it is too late for coffee...and 50% deliberating if it's too early for...
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Cycling Lycra - Funny Birthday Card
£2.99
"Cycling - The healthy, free way to get around and get fit...plus you get to wear lycra!"Funny Birthday card from the 'Hanson White' range at UK Greet...
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Dad I Promise I'll Move Out - Greeting Card
£2.99
"Dad, I absolutely promise that I will move out. At some point. One day...Love you"Fun greeting card from Dandelion Stationery's 'Words of Wisdom' col...
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Diddly Squat - Greeting Card - Rosie Made A Thing
£3.29
"Squat...Diddly squat"Funny greeting card for her, by award winning publisher Rosie Made A Thing, whose cards are inspired by the ridiculous and the s...
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Dory You are Old - Birthday Card
£2.99
"It's your Birthday! I am definitely not going to remind you how old you are...It's your Birthday! Wow, look how old you are...!"Fun Birthday card fro...
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Drink - Funny Greeting Card - Emotional Rescue
£2.99
"I only drink on days beginning with 'T'. (That's Tuesday, Thursday, Today, Tomorrow and Thaturday and Thunday!)"Very funny greeting card from the bri...
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Early Night - Greeting Card - Rosie Made A Thing
£3.29
"Me: I'm gonna get an early night. Also me: (search) how tall is Jesus?"Funny greeting card for her, by award winning publisher Rosie Made A Thing, wh...
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Easter Breakfast - Easter Card - Rosie Made A Thing
£3.29
"Happy Easter...Breakfast is served"Funny Easter greeting card by award winning publisher Rosie Made A Thing, whose cards are inspired by the ridiculo...
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Emotional - Thank You Card - Emotional Rescue
£2.99
"I don't want to get emotional but...Thank you so much waaaaaah!"Humorous thank you card from by Emotional Rescue, featuring a black and white picture...
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Error - Funny Greeting Card - Norbert & Val
£2.99
"Norbert made the fatal error of stopping for breath half way up the stairs, and now couldn't remember if he was going up or down."Make someone laugh ...
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Expert - Dad Birthday Card - Emotional Rescue (9"x6")
£3.29
"Dad was an expert at watching TV with his eyes closed"Funny Birthday card for Dad, from the popular 'On the Ceiling' captions range at Emotional Resc...
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Fairy - Funny Birthday Card - Emotional Rescue
£2.99
"When it came to making her wish, there had obviously been a slight misunderstanding between her and the Birthday Fairy..."Brilliant Birthday card fro...
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Fammered - Birthday Card - Emotional Rescue
£2.99
"It's my Birthday and I'm not gonna get nissed as a pewt, I'm gonna get absolutely hucking fammered!"Very funny Birthday card from the brilliant 'Wet ...
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Fitbit - Birthday Card - Norbert & Val
£2.99
"Val's new Fitbit had counted 10,000 steps. Mind you, 9,000 of 'em were to and from her wine rack!"Make someone laugh with this cheeky Birthday card f...
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Five Star Friend - Greeting Card - Rosie Made A Thing
£3.29
"Excellent friend. Would recommend"Hilarious greeting card by award winning publisher Rosie Made A Thing, whose cards are inspired by the ridiculous a...
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Five Star Love - Greeting Card - Rosie Made A Thing
£3.29
"Excellent. Would marry again"Funny greeting card for the other half, by award winning publisher Rosie Made A Thing, whose cards are inspired by the r...
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Floss - Greeting Card - Rosie Made A Thing
£3.29
"Me: I can't floss. Tequila: Oh yes you bloody can!"Hilarious greeting card by award winning publisher Rosie Made A Thing, whose cards are inspired by...
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Football Sweet FA - Funny Birthday Card
£2.99
"Football - As you're a huge fan of the beautiful game I have bought you the perfect present...sweet FA"Funny Birthday card from the 'Hanson White' ra...
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Gardening Panini - Funny Birthday Card
£2.99
"Gardening - The joy of the outdoors, the fresh air and flowers, being at one with nature...or just an excuse for a trip to the garden centre to eat a...
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