"Val's new Fitbit had counted 10,000 steps. Mind you, 9,000 of 'em were to and from her wine rack!"

Make someone laugh with this cheeky Birthday card from the brilliant Norbert & Val range by Emotional Rescue.

The Norbert & Val collection is based around, well, Norbert and Val's everyday family life - packed with chaos, comedy moments and plenty of fun.

Comes complete with a slate grey envelope.