"Hand me the cocktails! Because no good story starts with 'that one time I ate salad'"

Very funny greeting card from the brilliant 'Wet Your Whistle' collection by Emotional Rescue. This retro range is packed with hilarious material, mainly based on partying, drinking, and more drinking!

Blank inside, this card would be suitable for Birthdays and other occasions. 

Comes complete with a manilla brown envelope.